Monday, April 7, 2008

Dear Inconsiderate Ladies

If someone comes up to you in a bar and says hello, asks to buy you a drink, or just tries to strike up general conversation, don't say you're about to go with your friends to the club upstairs when you have every intention of remaining in the same spot for the next hour and a half to two hours. Just say you're not interested.

Now the other three girls, they just politely said "No" when asked to take part in the Brad Schmidt Experience. Their honesty was much appreciated after I finished shedding tears into my Coors Light in a dark corner.

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